Fully Caffeinated

I haven't had a cup of coffee since Sunday. I drink coffee every day. Except this week. And there was extra sugar in this one. I'm trying to avoid drinking it every day, cause I don't want to be one of those junkies who get headaches if they skip a day. And I think I was doing pretty well... Caffeine wouldn't affect me at all, usually. Drink coffee, take a nap. But today... the coffee was right there. Behind the counter. In an urn. Just put it in a patterened paper cup, please. And slowly hand it to me, and I'll give you this lavishly illustrated canvas of green ink and an important man in exchange. What a bargain. Now my leg can't stop shaking. I forgot to request "One sugar." Ouch.

And I brought in these "pineapple buns" from Chinatown to a couple of co-workers this morning, from the same place that served me the coffee. My company loves these pineapple buns. My mom says they're made with a whole lot of pork fat, which is how they stay soft and good. And they don't ever offer nutritional information on one of these things. And they don't taste like pineapples.

Wow, that was a sweet coffee.