A ridiculous chat conversation that was taken much too seriously...jl: I heard they are cross genetically mutating pigs with chickens, to produce a better tasting pork/chicken meat that is good for you...
bb: what will they call it?
bb: picken?
bb: chork
d8: I'm chorking my picken
jl: I heard KFC is gonna be serving this new type of meat
d8: I'll have the 12 piece of chork
jl: That's why they abbreviated their name from Kentucky Fried Chicken to KFC
bb: breast of chork
jl: for legal reasons...
bb: and a leg of picken
jl: Can't really use "Chicken"
d8: I'll have a chiggen nugget
bb: kentucky fried chork
d8: KFC we do Chork Right
bb: hmmm.. will chorks lay eggs?
bb: maybe make peggs?
jl: I heard they will be infertile, cuz their hybrid
bb: and fueled w/ batteries...
jl: They named the very 1st one, Peshman
jl: But it only survived a couple days...
jl: Trying to find that website again, where I read all this...
d8: wow some weird wild wacky stuff
bb: i dont think pple will eat it
bb: its just too weird
jl: They won't sell it in markets...
jl: They just sell the meat to fast food places like McD's
jl: to make nuggets and other products
On a related note, you know that you can get 6 pieces McDonald's Chicken McNuggets for a buck now? Only until January 31st, so pick up your Chicken McNuggets while it's... uh... still chicken.

3 comments:
YES! 6 nuggets for a buck. Lets go and order 5 orders and a shake!!!
that's gross
how bout buffalo chork?
BTW, why is it when we eat a chicken, its called chicken but when we eat a pig its pork? you cant get pork from anything else can you? So would a chicken+pig = a chig or a pigken but when you eat it we will call it chork or porken (sounds dirty hehehe). Well, theres also swine and hog. Whatever you decide, that'll be "some Chickig".
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