Monday, March 27, 2006

Movin' On Up

The biggest change in The Big KL's life right now: the big office move. The company I work for has re-rooted itself from the humble beginnings at the studio office by the mouth of the Holland Tunnel to big time Union Square. We started off with half a dozen people in a studio office, I became employee #13 about a year after its inception, and in two years we grew to four studio offices within the same building. After years of rolling my Herman Miller chair over splintering wood floors and attending meetings that were standing room only, we now have an actual office in an office building on 5th Avenue, a bit south off 14th street. We finally share one room again, with industrial strength carpet, and 5 separate conference rooms with real chairs in each one. Our old sink and over-flowing mini fridge, looking like it was nabbed from a college dorm, is now a full fledged kitchen with full size refrigerator. Instead of two local delis filled with exhaust fumes from the gateway to New Jersey, we've now got an endless amount of chain, fast food, and local eateries every few feet. I've spent a portion of my paycheck on the past few days alone on Dunkin Donuts coffee, Quizno's, and Chipotle, offering many more alternatives to salads with flies (and hopefully no salads at all). No more running along the West Side highway when I can run to Chat 'N' Chew for mac and cheese. I found a place to buy a new dog, three places to take care of my new dog, and even more places to get my nails done. Look for me to become fatter and poorer over the next few months. Unless I join one of the local gyms, but I don't see that happening anytime soon... Don't want to ruin my new nails with those heavy weights.

More official info and a few pics here, from my company's official blog.

Monday, March 06, 2006

Lettuce Be Healthy

Anyone who knows me, knows I don't like my vegetables. So when I begrudgingly chose to eat a salad for lunch today, you know I must be on one extreme health kick. I prefer salads with more protein than ruffage. I've found only two types of deli-prepared salads I'm willing to eat entirely on their own: a Cobb salad, which has poultry, bacon, bleu cheese, and a hard boiled egg; and a Chef's salad, containing turkey, ham, cheese, and similarly, a hard boiled egg. Today, I find a $6 Chef salad at my local deli.Notice the double exclamation points on the label - "CHEF SALAD!!" So exciting, it It has to be good!! It has the essential Boar's Head brand ham, turkey, cheese, and obligatory hard boiled egg. All for $5.95! Yum. (Sort of.) So back at my desk, I'm shoving salad dressing drenched foliage, with bits of brand name cold cuts, into my maw, and trying to convince myself that I'm enjoying this. When I get to the egg, I see this along the shiny, white surface:That little black dot, is a small, deceased, once flying insect. This is not totally unexpected, and I'm thankful that my little lunch date was easily spotted on the egg and not anywhere less conspicuous (and I'm safely assuming he has no local friends in my salad). Although stuffed from the various leaves I've already consumed, I was determined not to let a mere insect halt my progress. I had fun grossing out my co-workers with my little discovery, but was eventually forced to pick around the salad and finish my lunch, or pass out from hunger. I sacrificed my hard boiled egg, but one must make sacrifices if they are to be an emblem of good health as I am!

I ended the day with a slice of lemon iced pound cake to make up for my healthy lunch.

Friday, March 03, 2006

Rusty The Narcoleptic Dog

This is Rusty. He has narcolepsy. Watch Rusty run.

Thanks to www.devilducky.com and the kind Google representative who IM'ed the link to me.