My first full day of unemployment... A day of limitless possibilities, without the boundaries of time or a commitment to do work of any kind! Knowing that I now have true freedom, I woke up, put on some pants, and played video games on the PC. Two hours later, I brushed my teeth. I couldn't spend the whole day cooped up, so I trekked out the door for my first unemployed adventure. I came back an hour later with a new pair of windshield wipers for the car. Such excitement would tire anyone out, so it was time for an afternoon nap. Hot Pockets for dinner, some Robitussin for my cough, and I was asleep on the couch by 10 PM.No more standing in line to file for unemployment. The miracle of science now allows those of us unemployed that are too busy to leave their homes now file lazier easier than ever.
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