Before noon today, I've been exposed to three t-shirts that made me chuckle. I rarely see one t-shirt that would even make me smile, so this makes an exceptionally interesting start to my day.
T-Shirt #1: An Asian girl on the train is wearing a pink one that says "Everybody likes an Asian girl." Indeed. (I would like one of these for myself.)
T-Shirt #2: I actually didn't see this one, but they talked about it on the radio. With the rush of the Sixth (?) installment of Harry Potter, and it's much talked about surprise ending, there is a T-Shirt out that says "XXXX kills XXXXX on pg. XXX."
T-Shirt#3: Finally, my co-worker was wearing one of these. She was sitting in a swivel conference room chair, so I first saw the following on the front in happy, curly-q letters:
"Dream like you will live forever..."
Oh, what a happy shirt... And then she spun around enough in her chair that I saw the back:
"...live like you will die tomorrow."
Now that's some depressing shirt. I'm lucky I saw the front of the shirt first, or I would have had a breakdown right then and there in the conference room.
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