Today, wifey has left me alone in the house with the one task that has taken me two years to finish (with not much end in sight): "Clean the back room."
I'm a nostalgic pack rat. I shed a tear when my wife found the seating card in my old suit to my High School prom and threw it out.
I am now sharing the material possessions of my rich youth with you, faithful readers.
I have for gifting:
- An Old School Word Processor - state of the art for it's time (1995), you can edit your words right on screen, and save documents to floppy disks! Weighs a light weight 30 pounds, and include revolutionary storage space for 3 additional floppy disks! Also doubles as a manual typewriter, for filling in tax forms and ransom letters. By our favorite portable word processor manufacturer, Brother.
- 100 Pound Weight Set - give or take a few pounds. This weight set is endorsed by world famous body builder Joe Weider. Being that I have graduated to lifting many more pounds, a mere 100 pounds will not do. I received this as a sixteenth birthday gift from my sister. Includes barbell, two dumbbell handles, and various plates, with matching collars. In fashionable red and black, with durable iron construction. Be as buff as I was when I was 16!
- Light Weight Paper Shredder - fairly recent, bought it myself from Staples, to shred documents I don't want my wif- er, I mean my lawyers to see. In perfect working condition, shreds up to three sheets at a time (hence "light weight") and is made to fit over any garbage can with adjustable supports. Great for making confetti for any special occasion.
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